is a genius!, she is how a sunlight.
you are as merlina!
when your getting your c-ck sucked and the girl plays your shaft like a flute for practice in band derek got fluted by that band nerd!
- HOT CARMONA
right before -j-c-l-t–n, you grab a cup, release your man juice into the cup. immediately take the cup and put it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds. when your hear the ding, take the cup and throw it in her face. i did a hot carmona to this girl last night and i think she […]
- flying cunt monkey
an extremely irritating person. someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit. stop doing that..you flying c-nt monkey!!!! you are irritating the f-ck out of me!!
- hotdog for lunch
hotdog for lunch involves your girlfriend jacking you off under the table in a high school cafeteria because you just cant f-cking wait till school is out. guy 1 “dude is she having a hotdog for lunch?!?” guy 2 “whoa, she is. bold move.”
- hot fudge funday
when a man has chronic diarrhea, and so then cr-ps out the diarrhea into long , thin strands that will eventually cover your partner’s mouth while looking like a soft-serve ice cream. you will then proceed to insert your p-n-s into her mouth, and f-ck it. sort of like an alabama hot pocket, but with […]