merlissa
the hottest, sweetest gal you’ll ever meet. as sweet as her ‘honey bee’ namesake, melissa, except with an extra ‘r’ for raunchy. once you meet a merlissa, she will sweep you off your feet like a whirlwind, leaving every other girl you met in a wake of destruction, and you wondering why you ever wasted any time with any of the others of the past.
‘have you ever heard of a girl called merlissa?’
‘have i heard of her?? bro she’s a total unicorn’
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