merlk


the act of shoving one’s thumb up a friends -sshole (above clothing), penitrating their integrity and self esteem.
ben furiously merlked alex in a fit of excitment one sunny autumn day. alex giggled and squirmed but could not jump high enough to escape the wrath of ben’s wide thumb.

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