Mermaid Head


immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral s-x. the type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the s-xually-unusable lower half of her body.
last night ariel gave me mermaid head. it was so good, i almost didn’t care that she wouldn’t let me get into her pants.

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