mermaid mom


mermaid mom is a stank -ss how who has a ton of babies but also smells like the deepest depths of the sea. see also fishy vagine
evelyn practices bad hygiene and is very loose, b-tch is a mermaid mom
a mother who has the soul of a hippie, the fire of a lion, and the soul of a fairy. they love water, the ocean, lakes, ponds, or rivers. they are magical. are very well rounded. hey can juggle housework, a work life while taking care of their children flawless.
evelyn works so hard and still has time for her family, she is a mermaid mom.

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