mermaid stuff
s-xual acts that do not include v-g-n-l intercourse. mermaids can not have v-g-n-l intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.
“im saving myself for marriage, cause i’m a good christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!”
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