mermaiding


descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these
i spent all sunday afternoon in my bathroom. i was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.
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