Merrick


merrick is a wealthy town on the southsh-r- of long island. with extravegent houses in the south, west, and north. it is surrounded by freeport(ghetto),roosevelt(ghetto), uniondale(almost all ghetto), east meadow (not ghetto), and bellmore (just plain old trashy but beautiful in parts). it is mostly populated by jews with a small percentage of catholics. therefore the public schools are filled with j-ppy girls and h-rny boys. if you visit merrick all you will find are open house parties along the open bay. parts of merrick include south merrick, merrick woods, and north merrick. and recently the town added those stupid little signs trying to give each section a name for example, “merrick lea” but it didn’t work. the teens weekends consist of parties at the grammar schools for example drinking at fayette, smoking at chatterton, and s-x at birch. good times in the little south sh-r- town.
party in merrick tonight. oh yea where? up at fayette. but then we’ll probally end up on the bay.
a boy who is so amazing and gorgeous he will make every girl around him go crazy. the only person in this world who could cause m-ss chaos simply by taking off his shirt. he can be described as the perfect man, who can be completely romantic and love you with his whole heart. he gets hurt easily however, so if you have him, don’t treat him like cr-p. any girl would be willing to take him from you.
girl: wow is that your boyfriend? he’s awesome!

gf: ya, that’s merrick!
a boy who should be acting like a man already, but unfortunately is stuck in a 18 year old mindset. he thinks he is extremely cool but in actual fact is great loser that thinks far too much of himself. he is afraid of commitment, so sleeps around trying to hide all his insecurities. he cannot be trusted, he will f-#k you around, mentally and physically.
girl: i saw him with another girl straight after me! he just used me!
friend: what?! did you get with merrick again? i’m not surprised he did that to you..

girl: yeah has no life ahead of him
1) surname of the elephant man, joseph carey merrick (5 august 1862–11 april 1890)

2} a boy’s name, most commonly used in scandinavian countries.

3) merrick (2000) the seventh book in anne rice’s vampire chronicles series.
they named their child merrick.
a swelling of the facial area resulting in total humiliation from your friends
“oh my god what has happened to your face?” “i have got a proper merrick on at the moment, i look like a right spak !!!”
if you have a merrick then don’t become good friends with her. shes a backstabbing b-tch. don’t let her get comfortable because she then builds a gay -ss ego. she will think she can put people down without consequences. she will slowly lose her friends, so don’t bother having a merrick.
just don’t bother with a merrick.
nice on the east border but cr-p on the west. surrounded by roosevelt and freeport on one side and the other side bellmore and wantagh. merrick is not the best place to be. unless your in south or on the east side.
roosevelt,freeport,and uniondale are retty hard -ss. wantagh,bellmore and seaford…have never seen a car under under 30,000. that explains it.merrick leans more towrds the west side

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