Merrimack Valley


a valley in the greater boston area northwest of the city. made up mostly of decrepit former industrial cities like lowell,lawrence and haverhill in which the first two are extremely dangerous. the rest of “the valley” is made up of lower middle cl-ss towns like billerica and tewksbury where kids talk wicked obnoxious and fight for no reason. the entire population of the area is made up of people originally from dorchester, southie or somerville and everyone does heroin. you have to feel bad for people who live there because there stuck in such a sh-thole area. the merrimack valley
where ya from? im from lowell up in the valley c-cksuckah, go f-ck ya mothah.

kid from the merrimack valley

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