Merritt Sampler
when a h-lla east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local oakland women – of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities – in and around the lake merritt, downtown, and uptown oakland area.
rick: what’s up, ross?
ross: not much, rick. where’s jeff?
rick: that jabroni? jeez, i heard he cut loose his rita hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a merritt sampler.
ross: isn’t it spelled merit?
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