Merry Fucking Christmas
1. said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the christmas season.
2.also works with other holidays
1. “oh, you got into a wreck? merry f-cking christmas!”
2. we got salmonella from those eggs. happy f-cking easter!
2a. what? y2k bug!? happy f-cking millenium
and so on and so on
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