Merseyside


a good and peaceful place in north west england, bringing together the cities of liverpool, wirral, among others. bathed by the river mersey and a historical pillar for england’s seafaring (liverpool docks). packed full with good nightclubs, stunningly good looking women and some of the most friendly and welcoming people in all europe (although our accent tends to confuse people sometimes). contrary to popular belief, the merseyside is not a big slum in the middle of nowhere – neighbors lancashire and greater manchester also display high levels of criminality. and thank god we were broke apart from these c-nts anyway.
bloke 1: ‘merseyside, big history, beautiful county, nice place to live.’
bloke 2: ‘sound.’
the m-ss or genocidal killing of scousers.
dude, did you here about that guy who killed all those people in liverpool? it was total merseyside….

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