mertlebron
a little ugly -ss f-ggot turkish kid who sucks at call of duty and acts tough to older people than him. he likes to suck d-ck in his free time and put huge d-cks in his v-g-n- hole. oh and his mother is r-t-rded and thinks that the police is the answer to everything. f-ck da police n-gg-!
bcfdfd mertlebron
Read Also:
- deliciousful
extremely pleasurable to the senses of or relating to taste, smell, and humour. mee maw’s pork chops was deliciousful!
- Delayed beer shits
after some heavy drinking on a sat-rday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer sh-ts and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late […]
- humparoo
1. n. the act of having s-x 2. v. to have s-x 1. i know they’re doing the humparoo. 2. let’s humparoo. to hump a kangaroo or something like it. my friend humparoos his stuffed kangaroo everyday.
- minesweeper
the best game ever. nearly every windows user ignores this game because it’s “too hard.” but once you get into it, you will become addicted and obsessed immediately. for those of you ignorant b-st-rds who think the game’s too hard to learn, read below. the rules are simple: you want to uncover all the “safe” […]
- shot hot
a person who looks a lot better after you have a few shots of hard liquor in your system. see also beer goggles pat: “when i woke up this morning i thought i was having a nightmare.” pete: “why?” pat: “the girl i got with last night looked good, but when i sobered up, i […]