Merv the Perv
a man who is incredibly h-rny with an afro and a big nose. also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his -ss looks okay.
i’m merv the perv, can i stick my wee-wee inside your cootchie-wee?
a guy from port coquitlam who enjoys the site of pre-p-b-scent girls a little too much. known to stroke himself outside of elementary schools in the greater vancouver area. children in the area have given him the nickname “merv the perv” since he looks much more like a merv than his real name of corey (“the perv” part of the nickname is self-explanatory).
little girl 1: isn’t that merv the perv over there sitting in his car with his hand in his pants staring at us?
little girl 2: oh no! tell mr. johnson to call the police. i think corey is up to his old tricks again!
little girl 1: this is poco…the police don’t care.
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