mess
an overly clumsy person who seems to have no control over his/her body.
“did you trip up your heels again? you’re such a mess!!”
you can use the word mess after someone says or does something that’s embarr-ssing, stupid, pathetic, ridiculous, or weird. honestly can be used after a lot of things. even sometimes when you don’t know what to reply, “mess” might work.
it’s so hard to define mess… mess. check examples for a better understanding.
sometimes has a t at the end. (messt)
#1
xtina: i can’t believe that ratchet hoe has the same bag as me!!
nicki: mess
#2
rus: so yesterday i drunk texted my ex boyfriend
nicki: mess
#3
abby: -drops phone-
xtina: mess
#4
nerd: d-mn i forgot to do my homework -.-
xtina: mess
a person whose life has fallen into disrepair. or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.
grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, p-ssing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles lps. he then cracked open anothe special brew and switched mtv on. ‘mess!’
when someone is really funny
if you say something funny someone else may say, “you a mess”.
to engage in an act of self pleasure
‘look at that dirty man messing with himself.’
dr spooner makes reference to meß on itm
but dr spooner is self centered and full of sh-t.
because meß had no definition until i typed these words!
dr spooner is meß
a word that means any thing you cant thing of at the time
fix that mess
you mother messen mess
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