Messed-Up Mardi


an alcoholic drink that’s unbelievable addictive.

to create this addictive drink you need the following:

– jägermeister
– cointreaux
– southern comfort
– coca-cola
– ice cubes
– longdrink gl-ss
– shotgl-ss/shot dispenser

1. put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the gl-ss.
2. put 1 shot of jägermeister and cointreaux in the gl-ss and half a shot of southern comfort.
3. now top it off with coca-cola.
4. you have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. just try to add more coca-cola while mixing it!

attention: do not put too much coca-cola in the drink (max. 2/3) 😉

enjoy!
“did you try that messed-up mardi drink yet?” “h-ll yeah! i’m m-u-m’ed yo!”

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