Messerschmidt
a majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of east hampton. notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwh-r-.
“i saw messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way.”
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