Messy bits


a saying used to demean an unattractive or undesirable object, also and commonly referring to those of the opposite s-x.

an adjective

can also be used to describe a situation
phoenix: where’s your birthday party at mate?
alex: ashley’s house
phoenix: messy bits

alex: did you see that time the postman threw up all over his jeans?
phoenix: yes mate messy bits!
alex:messy bits indeed brosé
phoenix: yeah don’t whitey in the hedge postman!

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