messy facial
p-rn movie pop shot make-up artistry. this is where a heavy c-mmer (and maybe his co-stars) deliver some thick money shots onto a p-rn-stars face. looks like she’s been hit in the face with a custard pie.
director: “ok folks, let’s wrap up this shoot … guys stand by to give crystal-tipps a messy facial please …. action!”
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