Messy Maloney
a s-x act where a male urinates inside the -n-l cavity of a female, proceeds to have -n-l s-x while the female’s bowels are filled with urine, eventually -j-c-l-t-s inside the -n-l cavity, and upon the man’s completion the female farts the messy contents of her r-ct-m onto the man’s p-n-s. it’s the newest sensation sweeping the nation.
“your mom is hot, dude. i would totally pull a messy maloney with her.”
“for my birthday, will you give me a messy maloney?”
“i gotta’ p-ss like a m-th-rf-cker’. lemme see dat’ -ss and let’s make a messy maloney up in here, ya dig?”
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