Messy Monday


a messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man’s p-n-s.

it does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) “this is gona be one messy monday!”

darsharius: “mmmmmhhmmm”

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