Messy Muchacho
when a mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the -ss using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to sh-t on your back and m-ssage it in with his feet and/or p-n-s in no particular order.
patrick swayze: so, gertrude, what were you up to last night? you look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and sh-t.
gertrude: well, patrick, i’m glad you asked. i was walking home from the gynocologist and i was feeling rather fresh. this lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
patrick swayze: please! go on!
gertrude: thanks patrick. well he performed a terrifying “messy muchacho” that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
patrick swayze: would you recommend this “messy muchacho” that you speak so fondly of?
gertrude: um…patrick, i was brutally raped. nothing about that was fond. why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
patrick swayze: because i have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
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