messy sleeper


one who is really messy when they sleep. for example, excessive drooling, p-ssing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.
devin: hey sean. have you heard that george sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

sean: yeah, i have. there’s like a lake of p-ss every time he sleeps. oh and do you know that kid chris?

devin: yeah. his pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. i think he might have a drooling problem.

sean: they are such messy sleepers.

devin: agreed.

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