randy raft


(as so taken from cosmopolitan mag no joke it even has pictures) climb onto a well inflated raft in shallow water and lie on your stomach with your b-tt and legs dangling off the edge. your man should grab onto your thighs as if he were pushing a wheelbarrow and enter your poon and or -ss. he can then pullyou incredibly close for the deepest possible penetration.
“i randy rafted that b-tch up and down coast”

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