messy wedgie
a messy wedgie is a wedgie in which something unusually messy is first put down the back of the victims underwear. this can be anything from a slimy food product or even mud. anything that might be cl-ssified as messy could be used in a messy wedgie, they usually work well in regular underwear or panties.
i gave lisa a messy wedgie last night, i used some some ketchup and mustard we were using for our burgers. she freaked!
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