Mesut Ozil
mesut ozil (aka better than zidane) is simply the greatest midfielder ever to grace the football pitch. ozil can see things on the pitch other players can’t. a brilliant player with vision for the -ssists. (if you’re single then ozil can find you a girlfriend) he plays for the greatest and most glorious club in london called -rs-nal f.c and -rs-nal fans love him but most rival fans hate him because they are so f-cking deluded and also because deep down they know how good mesut ozil actually is and they can’t have him at their club so they are just jealous.
guy1: mate have you seen -rs-nal won 3-0 against manchester united today?
guy2: yeah lad, and mesut ozil scored a beautiful goal with two -ssists, a superb performance from him.
deluded rival fan: he is still a flop, mata is better!
guy1, guy2: and you are a virgin you f-cking nonce!
deluded rival fan: -thinking- holy sh-t! how do they know that?
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