meta-douche-asis


1. when a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.

2.when a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a coc–n after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag b-tterfly.
girl 1: my boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. he’s serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.

girl 2: total douche.

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