failing at failing.
man: you fale, b-tch!
girl: you misspelled fail. meta fail!
2 more definitions
the failure to properly describe an act of failure. meta-failure cannot be ‘failure to fail’, because this implies that the act in question is a success. likewise, attempts to define ‘meta fail’ as a level of failure above ‘epic fail’ make a category mistake: both ‘failure’ and ‘meta failure’ are nouns to which the adjective ‘epic’ could be applied.
the previous two definitions of ‘meta fail’ in this article.
a fail that is not achievable by most people. contrary to popular belief epic failure is not the highest form of failure, meta failure is. if you ever achieve meta failure you should a)kill yourself and do the world a favor b)never again partake in the activity that you achieved meta failure in as long as you live
examples: bush, enron, antarctica.
person 1: “dude, that girl just choked on air”
person 2: “meta fail”
- Mexican Brownie
the s-xual act of of a man sitting in the “taking a sh-t” position while a woman waits below to capture the feces inside her v-g-n-. if loose enough, a loud “sploosh” should be heard upon impact inside the woman’s v-g-n-. it should be known that absolutely no pleasure from this occurs and could probably […]
- mexican hot hummer
when a mexican woman eats hot peppers and gives you a bl-w j-b. maria ate a jalapano then went down on me she had my d-ck on fire becuase of her mexican hot hummer.
- Mexican Rock Swap
when you and a partner put pop rocks on your tongue and make out swapping the rocks back and forth me and becky did the mexican rock swap.it tingled so good.
not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the mr. peanut man i swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you “stas-xual” cr-p i gag in my mouth
- Sticky D
when use das the last letter in a word, the letter d has a tendency to separate and stick to the next wor din the sentence. that shoul dnot happen. my resume was tight except for the d-mn sticky d. i shoul dhave used spell checker. 2 more definitions the act of dropping a piece […]