metacarpal scrub
using the back of your hands to m-st-rb-t- in an effort to recreate the feeling of a footjob.
man, i’ve been struggling to get any lately. or, if i find someone willing their feet are nasty. so, i’ve been getting by on metacarpal scrubs for the last month.
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