Metagrooming
quick grooming before going for a grooming session. so that the attendants at the grooming session don’t silently judge you. quick brush and floss before going to the dentist’s. brief foot-wash before going for a pedicure. even joining a hole-in-the-wall gym to get in shape for the snazzy uptown gym.
x: “i really wanna join that gym with the hot guys.”
l: “but you just joined this gym.”
x: “ya, d’uh, to get in shape for that only.”
l: “spare me your metagrooming.”
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