metaj
n: someone who insists on ruining relationships, whether they are friendship or otherwise. this person wears burlap sacks as clothing, and only has two kinds of styles; male, or homeless. uses trickery and/or deceit to gain friends. has two best friends, one of which is extremly nice, the other who is a fatty and has no personality. often “likes” certain music to impress its friends. how it keeps friends, and gains friends, is beyond most experts. especially because of it’s terribly fake personality, and obsession with nonsensical concepts.
plans to die at thirty…
and good riddance.
the king and the green one are obsessed with metaj. they worship her.
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