Metal Bro


acts like a conventional bro, but listens to mainstream extremely heavy metal music. most commonly known for aggressive and extreme hardcore dance moves in “the pit”, at there favorite local venues. also tend to hit on preppy or “plastic type chicks”.
skinny jeans, gauges in ears, flat brimmed crooked hat, brutal band t-shirts, hi- top shoes, and a sporty book bag to put your weed and booze. sometimes metal bros even listen to there ipod’s while throwing down during a show.

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