Metal Face


the term refers to the the phenomenon of one’s face muscles inexplicably contorting upon hearing an extremely metal riff. it is uncontrolable, many have researched it but it remains a mystery. why do heavy -ss riffs make us do this? we’ll never know. also, those who make and/or play the riffs cannot help it either, and are forced to do the metal face as well.
put on your best metal face for the picture.
a villain in xen-blade. he’s a large robot with claws that looks like he has a hunch. he’s called metal face because they recognize it as the only mechon they’ve seen with a face.
g-d dammit, i can’t beat metal face!
a person with a metal face,
meaning a person with alot of piercings
most the mysp-cers have at least one.
one with alot of piercings, hence metal face.
oh well ones that are on the face
and that are made of metal
lol

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