Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater
hideo kojima’s latest installment in the metal gear series, featuring naked platypus as the new main character and a new quadrapedal walking tank, metal gear monotreme. takes place in argentina, iigu-ssu falls.
player 1:”the cqq in platypus eater is tight, kid!!!”
player 2:”cqq?”
player 1:”close quarters quacking!”
player 2:”metal gear platypus: platypus eater is the best game ever!!!”
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