1. an unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things
2. the fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others
3. a series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
did you hear about what happened with joe? he lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.
screw the fickle finger of fate! i will get this promotion or else!
a s-xual move done between a recently married couple. the man takes his middle and index fingers and shoves them deeply into the womans v-g-n- with brute force. he then widens his fingers as wide as he can. it should then cause great alarm and great pleasure to his recent wife. if she screams in pain and agony then they will not last forever. made famous by one named harvey green
“congrats on the marriage man. you think you will last forever?” “dude on our honeymoon i gave her the fickle finger of fate. she loved every second of it. we are lasting forever.”
- mexican ginger
a mexican ginger is a rare species of ginger found in the mexican population, they are often found in mexican trenches and are invlolved in hecartel. their diet consists of bacon and tacos, and they are considered to be the ancient master race of the mexicans. all mexicans bow down to and worship these beings […]
confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter i was confl-sterbated after she explained in detail her trip to the shoe shop. (after constructing a flat packed piece of furniture) why is there a screw left over? this is very confl-sterbating.
- mexican hot sundae
when two or more men gather around a girl and repeatedly jack off on her, and then she proceeds to lick it all off before giving all the partic-p-nts bl-w j-bs. juan, carlos, and diego gave gina a mexican hot sundae.
- d*ck squelch
the noise made when you are in the bath and you “take care of yourself” above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however d-ck squelches are even more obvious then below water […]
- d*ck trance
the opposite of p-ssy whipped. a d-ck trance is when a woman loses touch with reality because of a man. he hits her in the head with his d-ck and this causes a d-ck trance. as a result, she loses most, if not all of her friends because she is fully committed and into the […]