Metal Moses


the nickname given to mark hunter. the lead singer of the band chimaira. given because he was one of the first innovators of the wall of death where he would part the whole venue down the middle and when he counted down, (usually the song pure hatred) the two sides would clash like the closing of the parting of the red sea. he recieved the nickname because he had dreadlocks that made him get the name moses. thus “metal moses”
metal moses totally f-ckin destroyed the crowd last night.

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