metalasfuck


a degree to which an artist/song/alb-m’s level of metal can be rated. 1 being ‘not metal’ and 10 being ‘metalasf-ck’.
have you f-cks f-ckin’ heard the new meshuggah? those f-ckin’ guys are metalasf-ck, b-tch!

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