metalgasm
an -rg-sm derived from listening to music of the metal genre. usually occurs during screaming/growling parts of a song and will result in gooseb-mps and a smile.
girl: have you ever listened to otep?
boy: no, why are they awesome?
girl: awesome…yeah…so awesome i got a metalgasm the first time i listened to them.
boy: …
girl: it was almost better than a real -rg-sm.
boy: wait…what?
the state of being highly excited by auditory brutality
evan: ” i wanna frickin rip his b-lls off!”
dave: ” dude, i think i just had a metalgasm.”
caused while listening to a particularly hardcore riff in a metal song. may cause cranial combustion, which is then known as a ubermetalgasm.
whoa…that riff in judas priest’s metal meltdown gave me on h-ll of a metalgasm
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