Metalliboner


when you listin to metallica so much and you still love it with every fiber of your being and your p-n-s gets hard but then when you stop listining to it you lose the b-n-r
guy 1: omg dude i was listining to master of puppets today and i got a raging metallib-n-r

guy 2: ok?

guy 1: yup but then the song ended and it went away….

guy 2: lolz

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