Metamora, Illinois


in the -ss-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.
guy 1: dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
guy 2: k dude i know the perfect place, metamora, illinois!
guy 1: where the h-ll is that?
guy 2: its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
guy 1: wow i hate you.

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