metamouth
a person who is not only a big mouth, but one that can’t stop talking about themselves. every conversation seems to loop back to ‘them’.
jesse: so, this has been the week from h-ll.
chad: fuuuuck… i’ve been there, i know what you’re going through.
jesse: uggghh. my wife threatened to divorce me on tuesday.
chad: oh, i went on a date last week… and she would not put out. f-ck that chick!
jesse: then my car’s transmission went out.
chad: fuuuuck. i had a flat last month. took aaa almost an hour to fix it.
jesse: and my dog died.
chad: fuuuuuuuck. i know man. i had a goldfish die on me when i was ten.
jessie: your f-cking goldfish?? you… you are a self-centered metamouth!! my g-d! why do i come here every week?? you’re the worst shrink i ever had.
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