Metatayshit
the act of moving one’s constipated bowels through relaxing meditation.
-sshopper: master poo, i haven’t taken a decent cr-p in weeks. can you please help me?
master poo: come now young -sshopper. i can teach you to lighten your load with the ancient practice of metataysh-t.
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