Metatron

a whiny b-tch angel that desperately wants to be your d-ck wad.
piper is a metatron!
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the angel who acts are the voice of g-d in all matters. the true voice of g-d would kill anyone who heard it.
“behold the metatron, herald of the almighty and voice of the one true g-d.”
-dogma
-an agent of g-d.

-in the zone of enders storyline, metatron is the most powerful element discovered in existence, and is usable for all kinds of applications. metatron is also the composition for the orbital frames (mechs, called ‘orbital’ because of their anti-gravity capabilities, and called ‘frame’ because of, well, their structure), such as jehuty and anubis.
“metatron is out there……somewhere in this annoyingly enormous universe of ours. the element i mean. you wanna meet the agent of g-d? you’ll have to go to heaven.”
-me
one of the main villains, if not the main villain, in the his dark materials trilogy. metatron is g-d’s (the authority’s) lord regent who is looking after heaven whilst the authority hides away pondering deeper mysteries. metatron wants to control human free will by destroying original sin. he is destroyed when lord asriel and mrs coulter team up to drag him into the abyss.
“will felt himself searched and scoured from one end of his being to the other by some vast, brutal, and merciless intellect.
and what was more, he had a spear – he was raising it to hurl -”

metatron attacks will, balthamos, and baruch (the amber spygl-ss)
the first among seraphim and voice of god. the only angel to be so close to god that he requires six wings so cover his brilliance.
metatron has six wings, two to cover his face, two to cover his torso and two to cover his feet
a song composed by the mars volta in his cd “the bedlam in goliath
metatron is such a bamfie song.
1. the angel who acts are the voice of g-d in all matters. the true voice of g-d would kill anyone who heard it.
“behold the metatron, herald of the almighty and voice of the one true g-d.”

2. coolest fellow on the internet in the early 2000’s, mint bloke, pure gold he is!
1. “behold the metatron, herald of the almighty and voice of the one true g-d.”

2. “whos is that slick fellz from karagarga all the gals are jiving about?” answer: “metatron”.
person: rather spiffy bloke known to hang out in the more exclusive parts of the internet. if you meet him, make sure to pay him your respect and maybe paypal him a donation.

noun: because of his slick style and woman-eating ways, the word metatron can be used to describe a “cool cat” kind of person.

verb: due to his unmatched wit, the word metatron can be used as a verb in describing verbally crushing and leaving behind an opponent in an internet debate.
noun: daym he pulled a metatron last night in chat, it was awsum!

verb: lolz he totally metatroned the debate last night, metatroning all other debatteurs.