metbro
a hybrid of the metro and the bro cl-ssifications of young white males. they exhibit the care to hygiene and obsession over appearance of a metro with the party frat-boy att-tude of a bro.
dude, ryan got totally smashed at our place during beerpong and then went to perkin’s and ordered a salad because he’s watching carbs. he’s hardcore metbro
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