Metcalf Donkey Punch
when two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. on guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
q: hey, i thought nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?
a:
him and rob said they got a flat, but i am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
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