meteorsexual
first thought to be a misspelling of metro-s-xual; however,
it is now believed this little-used term can mean:
1) someone whose s-xuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. or,
2) (in-comprehensive to me) having s-x while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall.
example 1:
“melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she’s a full-on meteors-xual. i didn’t know what livin’ was before i met her.”
example 2:
“hey joe, i heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a meteors-xual club. word?”
a stylish, urbane gentleman who prefers the company of meteors.
man, that dude is styling. check out his oh my god he’s having s-x with a meteor
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