meterosexual
a person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. they are often -ssumed to be gay.
“sam? oh he isn’t gay. i know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn’t gay. he’s just a meteros-xual.”
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a man who is heteros-xual, and yet is very feminine. someone who is meteros-xual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is h-m-s-xual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are “feminine,”
“hey, i’m not meteros-xual, i just like to shop!” exclaimed jonas.
a guy who is straight, dates girls, but takes a little more pride in his apperence.
the gotti brothers. and pretty much any jock/preppy guy is meteros-xual.
a guy who is not gay, but pretty d-mn close.
clay aiken
meteros-xual (pr-nounced “met-er-o s-x-u-al”) (short: metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to h-m-s-xuals, but is in fact a heteros-xual.
this may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn’t open or doesn’t consciously know. so when asked if they are gay they say “oh no, i’m metero.”, though, in reality, they are gay.
“i know he seems gay, but he’s really a meteros-xual.”
“he thought he was just a meteros-xual, until he met hank and realized he was actually h-m-s-xual after all.”
one who only has s-x if measurements are made using the metric system. probably somewhat insecure
“i have a whopping seventeen centimeter… uh, wait a second…”
what jesus was. jesus was totally a meteros-xual because he got all the men to wash his feet.
goddamitt…f-ck your examples and f-ck you all caps sh-t…die
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