meth apron
a white, sleeveless male’s undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.
“that guy i was talking with on okcupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apr-n. i ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric.”
“it was so hot i ended up in just shorts and a meth apr-n. offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day.”
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