meth math


when the meth-addled mind descends into delusions involving equations.
misty christy does meth math: “square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it’s minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means i’m god. qed. see mondo? i just proved that i’m god, mathematically, how cool is that. i’m god.”
when someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.

what’s your name? are you irish? my dad is english and my mom is irish, but i’m only one quarter english! this is a cl-ssic example of meth math.

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