Meth Mirror
long-term meth users have a drug-induced psychosis that leads them to believe they are fine, drop-dead gorgeous, the best looking person around while in fact they look exceedingly tore back, sucked up, roadmapped, shipwrecked, and b-tterfaced.
their many bleeding scabs are only surp-ssed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. the meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
tweaker: “mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest one of all?” (preens, showing decaying teeth).
everytime joce looked in the meth mirror, she thought she was a fine mother-f-cker when in fact she looked like a lab-experiment squirrel.
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